HOW TO GET THE COPS WHEN YA NEED THEM.
(The following is supposed to be a true story... Dunno about that, but I betcha it'd work!!)
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed one night when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" he said "no". They answered that all patrols were busy at the moment, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay." And hung up, he counted to 30, and called the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, I'm calling to let you know you don't have to worry about them now, cause I've just shot 'em all." And hung up.
Within three minutes four police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. And of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen turned and said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot 'em all!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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And here's a couple of Quotes:

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart.
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams.

( I think there's a probably a connection there someplace! )

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Why do men become smarter during sex? ---- Because they are plugged into a genius.
-- I don't know who the heck said that!

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Anyway, check out a few of the files below if you like, they are in mixed format's: .flv .swf or just plain old media files.

And I highly recomend you check out the 'Never Ending Painting'... That's interesting.

And to get blown away by sheer numbers, and then to try imagine that we are all alone... Well, ya gotta check out the Deep Space presentation, there's some awesome photo animation's taken by the Hubble space telescope, and put together by NASA and the European Space Agency. It's just amazing what's out there.